City officials were relieved when they found out it wasn’t from gun fire. Obviously, the families don’t share the same sentiment.
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Editorial: headbug.com in no way intends to minimize the loss these families are facing. This is a comment about the level of crime in Detroit.
After installing voice recognition software in his computer, a 36 year old single man spent the rest of the evening teaching it rudimentary curse words. This came after 20 minutes of trying to the get computer to type out crazy words and throwing local colloquialisms at it.
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God issued a statement apologizing for forgetting to bless America on 9/11/01.
God’s critics were quick to point out that this isn’t the first lapse in God’s unconditional love. He’s failure to protect the Jews during World War II, the slaves for much of America’s existence and John Lennon, are just a few examples of when he fell asleep at the wheel.
Religious leaders were dismayed at the sudden apology. This contradicts their “reasons only known to God” dogma that they issue to their followers after any tragedy. An emergency council of religious leaders is being put together to put the proper ambiguity in God’s press release. When asked if the leaders are concerned with God’s wrath, one of the leaders responded, “If he missed the massacre of 6 millions Jews, I don’t think he’ll notice 20 guys gathered at the 4 Seasons.”
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Republican congressman Joe Wilson successfully secured his 15 minutes of fame during President Obama’s addressing of congress. Experts consider this to be a risky move but so far it has proved to be successful. The public is now more concerned about what happens to him and his apology rather than discussing health care reform in America. The congressman will most likely closeout his 15 minutes of fame by appearing on multiple Fox News shows.
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