Archive for March, 2010

Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

Sadly, this is not the first time that breast implants have destroyed a man. I assume Pamela Anderson has been added to the no-fly list now.

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Source: Fox News

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Radical Muslim Cleric Taunts Obama on Audiotape

Friday, March 19th, 2010

The United States issued a swift and threatening reply via VHS.

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Source: Fox News

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Internet ‘in running’ for Nobel Peace Prize

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

All along people said that porn was evil. I feel vindicated now. I was doing my part for world peace.

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Source: BBC

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Vatican Denies Celibacy Requirement Led to Sex Abuse Scandal

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

And I deny that eating poorly and not exercising led to my weight problem.

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Source: Fox News

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