Archive for August, 2009

Ted Kennedy passes away causing a great void in American politics.

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

Fox News hopes to fill the void of “radical liberal” as soon as the GOP tells them who to target next.

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Favre to play for Vikings

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Nobody will ever forget the way Brett played the game. He caused confusion, went for the big plays and eventually succeeded. Now we’ll have to see what he does on the field now that he’s agreed to play again.

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Mozart may have died of strep throat complications

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

This is a giant leap forward in the science of dead composers. This information will greatly benefit the study of…

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NBA to replace African-American players with less talented white players in vintage game.

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

With the success the NFL and MLB have had with retro and throwback nights, the NBA will also have a throwback night. They will replace all the African-American players with less talented white players. Major League Baseball is closely monitoring the success of this plan as they can replace both African-American and Hispanic players with less talented white ones. A source within the organization stated officials were shocked they didn’t think of this. “We thought all the people wanted were old uniforms,” stated an unnamed official.

NASCAR and the National Hockey League again feel left out as they have still successfully blocked more talented and athletic minorities from participating in their sports for years.

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Ridley Scott to direct ‘Alien’ prequel

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

Viewers will get to witness the birth of the Ripley character which, ironically, is via a C-Section.

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