Archive for May, 2009

Car stopped on tracks hit by train

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

The Elm Grove police department issued a statement reminding citizens to not stop on rail road tracks. They also reminded people not to use a hair dryer while in the bath tub and not let your kids play with dry cleaning bags.

We expect statements about running with scissors and wrestling grizzly bears soon.

posted by hedley

Source: Milwaukee Journal

Senate To Vote On Al Gore Statue

Friday, May 8th, 2009

This is nothing new for Al Gore. He previously worked as a living statue during the Clinton administration.

posted by hedley

Source: WSMV Nasville