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Governor Schwarzenegger announced his rigorous plan to combat the recent outbreak of the swine virus. He recommends a high protein diet backed by anabolic steroids. It will also have to be combined with an intense regimen of free weights. The patients will also have to be covered in oil periodically while a panel of doctors examine them to see who has followed the treatment the best.

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Source: Reuters

The world has been closely following the Jamaican Army since they perfected the slash and burn technique for clearing pot fields. The trick is to slash the plant and sell it to other people to burn.

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However, obesity is better at curbing population increases.

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Source: CNN