Apparently, her parents never taught her not to sit close to the television. Of course, I was always told that I would go blind if I sat too close to the television…or was it for masturbating?
Source: Fox News
Archive for February, 2009
California Girl, 6, Killed by Falling Television
Monday, February 23rd, 2009SC Governor: We’re moving close to ‘a savior-based economy’
Monday, February 9th, 2009Under his proposal the SC government will start crucifying Jewish business owners and taking all their money. This plan may sound familiar as Germany tried something similar about 70 years ago.
Source: CNN
CBS picks up arranged-marriage series
Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009CBS executives were so inspired by Slumdog Millionaire that they were willing to sign off on anything that’s popular in India.
Source: The Hollywood Reporter