Archive for January, 2009

1,800-year-old marble head unearthed in Israel

Monday, January 26th, 2009

Officials are excited because normally when they find a head in Israel it’s from a blown up Palestinian. This discovery is on the heels of Israel being unhappy with the rate of suicide bombers killing themselves. Israel solved that problem by going into Palestine and taking care of that for them.

Posted by Hedley

Source: CNN

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Gov. Blagojevich Compares His Arrest to Attack on Pearl Harbor

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

Apparently, Blagojevich has confused fact with fiction. The only Pearl Harbor disaster that he resembles is the 2001 movie starring Ben Affleck.

Posted by Hedley

Source: Fox News

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Harley to cut 1,100 jobs as recession stings motorcycle maker

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

Harley executives are considering a massive advertising campaign using Elton John. They were so impressed at the reception he received for their 100th anniversary that it seems like a perfectly logical choice to use him.

Posted by Hedley

Source: USA Today

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PETA Withdraws Offer of Anti-Dogfighting Ad With Michael Vick

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

PETA withdrew their offer after they learned Michael Vick became a fan of cock fighting in prison.

Posted by Hedley

Source: Fox News

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Deliver pizzas, wife tells laid-off hubby

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

The husband originally thought his wife wanted him to play a sexual role-playing game after the success of their “broken photocopier” fantasy date night last week.

Posted by Hedley

Source: CNN

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Bulletflight iPhone App Helps Snipers Hit Targets

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

Apple is investigating the possibility of releasing their own sniper rifle. Early designs call for a rifle that basically performs the same as current rifles but jams less frequently. However, their rifle will cost 2-3 times as much as current rifles.

Posted by Hedley

Source: Fox News

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General Motors Sold Fewer Cars Globally Than Toyota in 2008

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

GM officials are not worried as they will continue to have the most cars serviced in a year. Their global reputation of making below average cars is in close competition with with Ford and Chrysler. A new leader could emerge by next year.

Posted by Hedley

Source: Fox News

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Obama to End Military’s ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ Policy

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

This new policy will compliment the Army’s new recruitment slogan:  If you can hold a gun, you’re in.

Posted by Hedley

Source: Fox News

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Blast rips through Indiana furniture factory

Friday, January 9th, 2009

There are unconfirmed rumors that one of the workers recently listened to the old Cheech and Chong routine about making table candles.

Posted by Hedley

Source: Fox News

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Happy New Year!!!

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

2008 saw the premier of headbug. It continues to be a learning experience for myself.

My original intention was to create a simple site with satirical comments regarding current news stories. What I thought would take a few moments everyday ended up being more time consuming than I intended. I’m now contemplating adding other material to the site and possibly changing the format.

Look for more changes in 2009…..

- Hedley