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Police decided not to cite the driver since they were able to issue hundreds of DUI’s later that evening.

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Politicians are concerned that people will start working on an experimental form of government.

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I hope everybody had a wonderful Saturnalia.

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The street is easily recognizable. Just look for the closed banks and foreclosed homes.

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The President has read the numerous Brett Favre retirement quotes and watched his tearful retirement speech for inspiration. Unlike Favre, Bush is not eligible to return after he retires. However, the Detroit Lions have expressed interest in the President. Apparently, they hope he can bring prosperity and unity; like he’s done for the country.

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Bush bailout plan for auto maker

Part of the plan requires the auto manufacturers to purchase foreign made cars and reverse engineer them. The big 3 are excited at this prospect because they haven’t seen a well-made car in decades.

Russia sends warships to Cuba

As a result of Russia flexing its muscles, hundreds of thousands of Americans are being bored to death with stories from Americans born before 1970 and remember the crisis.

Parents of ‘American Taliban’ ask Bush to free him

The parents argue that it’s not unusual for teenagers to rebel against their parents. However, most just go to parties, get drunk and smoke marijuana. They typically don’t move to a different country, assume a new identity and join the military of a radical islamic group.

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This is surprising to Satan as he’s seeing a dramatic increase in newcomers. A Hell spokesman issued the following statement: “Hell is excited about the increased financial woes around the world. As more people find suicide a better option then living on the streets, our numbers down here have skyrocketed”.

As a Christian, George W Bush, is troubled that his polices have sent an increased number of people into eternal damnation. He announced today that he’s going to pray for them. Of course, this will happen after he thanks God that he’s personally well off and won’t have to worry about the economical woes his policies are responsible for.

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The thieves looked for her decency and commonsense but she gave those away years ago.

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Holmgren and Brett Favre are petitioning the NFL to allow them to form a new team. Every year they will threaten fans with retiring and then come back and perform at a mediocre level.

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A fight did break out between the races but it was resolved when they were told there wouldn’t be any cake if they kept it up. The only other problem occurred when the parents served the black children their drinks in dixie cups.

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