Congress to add radiation warning stickers to cell phone

July 2nd, 2010

Thank goodness because look at all the success the cancer warnings have done to curb smoking.

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Source: Washington Post

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Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn

March 24th, 2010

Sadly, this is not the first time that breast implants have destroyed a man. I assume Pamela Anderson has been added to the no-fly list now.

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Source: Fox News

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Radical Muslim Cleric Taunts Obama on Audiotape

March 19th, 2010

The United States issued a swift and threatening reply via VHS.

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Source: Fox News

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Internet ‘in running’ for Nobel Peace Prize

March 14th, 2010

All along people said that porn was evil. I feel vindicated now. I was doing my part for world peace.

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Source: BBC

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Vatican Denies Celibacy Requirement Led to Sex Abuse Scandal

March 14th, 2010

And I deny that eating poorly and not exercising led to my weight problem.

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Source: Fox News

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Golden Globes

January 18th, 2010

I will be live tweeting from my living room during the Golden Globe broadcast.

http://www.twitter.com/headbug

- Hedley

2009 is over!!

January 1st, 2010

Thanks to everybody who bothered to stop by in 2009. I am reevaluating my goals for this site and you will see some changes shortly.

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Non-Profit Organizations Discover Secret To Gaining Support

December 24th, 2009

Inspired by the heavy-handed guilt trip in Avatar, Non-Profit organizations are going to film their PSA’s and commercials in 3-D with tons of CGI. Apparently, showing pictures of starving children and the inhumane treatment of animals wasn’t enough to guilt the general population into caring.

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Rush Limbaugh is the nation’s most influential conservative voice

November 30th, 2009

He is also the most influential voice for the Democratic Party. His rants and diatribes have convinced many people that the Republican Party has lost touch with their core principles and now only serve the radical Christian right; thereby sending voters to the Democratic Party.

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Source: CBS News

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Petition Calls for NFL Running Back to Be Sacked After Gay Slurs

November 5th, 2009

You would think that after the numerous years of showering with men and being chased and tackled by them that he would be more tolerant and have a deeper understanding of the gay lifestyle.

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Source: Fox News

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